imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.
I Don’t Love You - Bass Increased, Tempo Increased, Pitch Decreased.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKIN GOD I JUST ORGASMED SO HARD THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MCR SONG AND THIS IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES
Oh my god, this is my first 1000 note post, I’m so frickin happy
when i was at my secondary school this is what we did to celebrate the school’s 420th birthday
Pretty sure America wasn’t even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s.
oh sorry i totally forgot what country i lived in for a second i wasn’t aware i’d said in that post about being in the USA
i was photoshopping dean with a mask and he needed makeup for it to look better, but now i took the mask off and i just
he is the swan queen
ok this is absolute madness, you guys have a gif for literally EVERY SITUATION and i am nothing if not impressed
this show is so fucking real
3 Ways to Speak English.
Jamila Lyiscott is a “tri-tongued orator;” in her powerful spoken-word essay “Broken English,” she celebrates — and challenges — the three distinct flavors of English she speaks with her friends, in the classroom and with her parents. As she explores the complicated history and present-day identity that each language represents, she unpacks what it means to be “articulate.”
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
Favorite Opening Credits: Orange Is The New Black
"All those eyes and mouths that make up the "Orange Is The New Black" opening credits are from real women, not actors.
Set to Regina Spektor’s “You’ve Got Time,” the credits are a montage of smiles, frowns, glares and stares of formerly incarcerated women, and other prison mainstays like barbed wire, fingerprinting, handcuffs and more.
The credits were designed, at the request of creator Jenji Kohan, to get the point across that the show wasn’t just going to be telling the story of Piper Chapman.” (x)
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Wow, 500 notes
Girls protecting girls.